pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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guy:

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my stripper chicken dances perfectly with this song

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psyducked:

bitch’s bend and snap game so strong she had the men doing it for her

is that chris pine and aaron paul

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dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

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